more irrelevance (what to do i'm in the office on a sat)

The Guardian's film pages has an interview with one of my favourite directors.

He says this about London, where he now lives.
His favourite thing about the city? "Everything." Like what? "Well, the weather..."

The Guardian Weekend's also got a fabulous article by Guy Browning on How To Snack

Chocolate is therapy in a bar, and snacks generally count as comfort eating. Be aware, though, that too much comfort eating eventually leads to comfort trousers with an elasticated waist. There are two ways of dieting: cutting out snacks between meals or cutting out meals between snacks. There is a third way, and that is
snacking on nuts, raisins and oat bars. But, quite honestly, if you can stomach that, you might as well live in a hutch.

And then there's this:

A tourist stops in front of the Free Stress Test table.
Tourist lady: How much for the stress test?
Scientologist guy: 8 bucks.
--Times Square station

From Overheard In New York