Wednesday, September 07, 2005

n now for the evening news, by the morning news

The Morning News compares
living in New York and living in San Francisco.

Writer Lance Arthur compares the two cities by
- convenience factor
- climate
- housing
- transportation
and
- Culture


New York: In a word, perfection. Concerts of every imaginable type by the famous, nearly famous, and infamous. The stuff you see on the streets is better than the acts appearing on stages nearly anywhere else. World-class museums that set the standards. Art out the butthole, sometimes literally. Every movie opens there first, and no musical or stage show is considered a real show unless it makes it to Broadway. Carnegie Hall continues to hold the appeal it always did, and every Christmas those Rockettes still kick up their heels before Santa drops from the ceiling in his magic sleigh. There is, literally, nothing more anyone could want.

San Francisco: You can wear denim and Chucks to the opera. And I’m talking Levi’s 501s, not Earnest Sewns. Wicked made its debut here for “tweaking” before moving to Broadway to become last year’s most successful bore. This year, they’re trying the same thing with a musical version of Anne Rice’s Lestat, with music by Elton John. I’m not making this up. David Mamet lives somewhere around here. I think. Anyway, people curse a lot about real estate. Sony built a great big mall no one goes to. The most famous theatre, the Fillmore, is a dump, and for Christmas, Macy’s builds a giant tinsel Christmas tree on the front of the store in Union Square.

Conclusion: New York is the most culturally advanced city in the United States, if not the world. Something is always happening and you’re always invited.

Advantage: San Francisco. You will never feel out of the loop or discouraged that you missed anything. No one will ever ask, “Did you see so-and-so at such-and-such? It was/they were marvelous!” because no one did.


Guess where he lives.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

he lives in LA. tourist talk, all. macam cool only. how's that gorge in tanzania doing? parched?

RealLifeReading said...

my dear, the gorge is always in need of a drink